belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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