i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
there was a trapeze. enough said
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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