i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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