Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Randomize
