break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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