I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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