I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
