Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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