I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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