Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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