They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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