She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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