Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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