we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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