I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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