is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
