Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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