Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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