Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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