I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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