Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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