Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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