he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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