S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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