when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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