On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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