If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
operation harelip BJ is a go
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
