where does the pee come out of this thing
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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