that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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