they need to just BURY HIM!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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