My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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