I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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