He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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