it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I will be naked everywhere
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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