I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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