if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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