In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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