Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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