Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Fuck appropriateness.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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