lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
