I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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