We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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