Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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