Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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