Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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