Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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