So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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