Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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