i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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