super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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